They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
You need Xanax blowdarts
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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