I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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