Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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