he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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