do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
4 words: hood of his car
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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