ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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