I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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