she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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