careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
