But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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