how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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