She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
