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sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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