Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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