lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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