Just invented taco cereal.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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