Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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