I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
How external is "for external use only"?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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