We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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