oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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