Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
this is an emotional support booty call
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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