That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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