I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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