the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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