I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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