I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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