You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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