porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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