I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
a search helicopter?!
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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