My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
