they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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