in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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