are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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