People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
