Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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