So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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