She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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