O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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