we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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