I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
we're so committed to being not committed
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
Randomize
