do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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