The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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