How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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