i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I am midnight drunk by noon
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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