i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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