Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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