If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
We are all done wearing pants today
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