She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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