I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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