therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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