Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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