yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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