How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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