Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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