i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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