This is not my ceiling
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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