Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
the day after is always just damage control
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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